My brain gives me career advice through the years

1^st standard – I’m gonna be a train driver! I’m gonna blow the horn, I’m gonna go fast, I’m gonna take people places, I’m gonna stop at stations, I’m gonna be a train driver!

2^nd standard – Green is my favourite colour. Signal lights are green. Trains have signal lights. I like trains.

3^rd standard to 5^th standard – Too busy watching Nickelodeon to care

6^th standard – Wow physics is boring. I like plants. I like gardening. I’ll be a botanist.

8^th standard – Wow physics is so interesting! I’ll be an engineer.

9^th standard – Who wants to go around pouring concrete and cement together? I’ll be this awesome doctor person who’ll just sit in his chair and not do any work

10^th standard – “Oh hi! Hey you’re bleeding. YOURE BLEEDING! Don’t come near me!!”

11^th standard – Ok so blood isn’t my thing. Heyy! Genetics! That’s got biology, that’s got plants, that’s got maths. It’s perfect!

12^th standard – Botany is stupid.  Zoology is stupid. Biology is stupid. Maths is fun. Physics is fun. Engineering it is.

College application time – WHY are there so many different types of engineering! Everyone’s taking ECE, my friend’s taking EEE, my father’s telling me to take chemical engineering and not even think about civil engineering. And chemical engineering sounds so… um… insanely boring (to put it mildly).
I think I better just take medicine.

1^st year – This is way better than I expected. No lessons about cows and plants and what not.

3^rd year – Oh great, now there are lessons on insects and latrines

Last Saturday – The following is a sequential representation of what happened to me while I was watching someone’s dressing being changed on their first post-op day

I would've been such an awesome train driver.